This blog is a collection of stories that happen in life good or bad to share with others.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Immediately

honeyboobooilluminati:

the world needs to be aware of bernice 

Idk if shes saving someone or hulking out but I am now aware of this bernice.

honeyboobooilluminati:

the world needs to be aware of bernice 

Idk if shes saving someone or hulking out but I am now aware of this bernice.

(Source: therocksaidhey)

letsfack:

death-limes:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

i dont know if im entertained or terrified

THAT MAN IS MY SOULMATE HES CUTE AND CORNY AND FUN AND MAGICAL

what!!!! Hogwarts is real!!!

Is that the mom from halloween town?

(Source: polar-bear-son)

ladyshinga:

theirwaywardangel:

haboku:

areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:

Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what

best wedding photos ever

Omfg I wasn’t going to load the pictures but then I saw the comments so I did and it was SO WORTH IT

oh my god

guys, SEE ALL THE PICTURES IT’S WORTH IT

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

I think its dora

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

I think its dora

(Source: princeloptr)

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

(Source: wannajoke)